Hi Hunters, I made a new header, with us in it. Also, we have an issue. Well, it’s not really an “issues”, but still. Due to financial problems currently, known as the Big Depression*, we can only afford 12 Hunters of Artemis. So far, there’s me, Eliza, Diana, Lily, Shadow, Icecream, and Selina. So there’s spots for 5 more Hunters.
*this is not the Great Depression, which happened a long time ago, this is the BIG Depression, which is what the gods named it. We would be able to get more Hunters, but each Hunter supplied with everything for one year costs about 1.5 billion drachmas (3 million American dollars), but the gods aren’t exactly poor, so there’s no problem with that. But lately, a drink made in Mexico called Agua De Horchata is running low in supply, and Hephaestus likes it a lot. Heaphaestus won’t make anything without his drink, and he only likes that particular drink from that particular place. Without Hephaestus making things, the gods can’t sell and be rich. So, instead of cutting down from Zeus’s visits to the Chinese restauraunt, or Dionysus’s drinks, or Aphrodite’s night clubs, they cut from the Hunters. Hephaestus has agreed to continue to do everything, but he refuses to supply more than 12 “Mini Artemis’s”. Or at least, that’s what he called us.